My editor hopes these beach jokes are funny and not too naughty for you

What did the parasol say to the beach towel? I’ve got you covered!

What should you eat on the beach? A sandwich.

What’s the best day to go to the beach? Sunday.

What did the shovel say to his friend on the beach?

Are you okay? You’re looking a bit pail.

What’s the most common insect found on the beach? A beach buggy!

What did the pig say when it was lying on the sand? I’m bacon.

What do you call a French man who wears sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.

What do you call a labrador on the beach in the summer? A hot dog.

Why is the sand under the dock resistant? It doesn’t give into pier pressure.

Did you hear about the martial artists that fought on the beach? They were practising sand to sand combat.

Why can you never get hungry on the beach?

Because of all the sand which is there!

Did you hear about the race between the sand and the sea? They tied.

How do beaches greet each other?

With a sandshake.

How much does it cost to spend a day at the beach? Just a few sand dollars.

What do you call a beach party that gets out of hand? Sandemonium!

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time no sea!

What did the ocean say to the lifeguard? Nothing, it just waved.

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