It’s a Dog’s Life

Scoop Bellune
Posted 4/1/21

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?

It might crack up!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

Eggs mark the spot!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

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It’s a Dog’s Life

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Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?

It might crack up!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

Eggs mark the spot!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

No bunny knows!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

With lots of Eggs-ercise!

What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space?

An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

How did the Easter Bunny rate his favorite restaurant? It was Egg-cellent!

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

From an Eggplant.

Got a joke? Email it to JerryBellune@yahoo.com

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