You know kids say the darnedest things.’

With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his.

The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots.

“Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” – she asked.

“I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.”

Teacher: Why do traffic lights turn red?

Student: You would too if you had to stop and go in the middle of the street.

What would happen if you took the school bus home?

The police would make you bring it back.

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