I‘ll bet you you know that laughing can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations and help you bond with friends and family.

Try this for a laugh:

Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent are sightseeing in Transylvania.

As they stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

“Quick, quick!” shouts Sister Mary Agnes, “What should we do?”

“Turn on the windshield wipers. That will get rid of the abomination,” says Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But he hangs on and continues hissing.

“What shall I do now?” Sister Mary Agnes shouts.

“Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

“Now what?” shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

“Show him your cross,” says Sister Mary Vincent.

“OK,” says Sister Mary Agnes who opens the window and shouts, “Get the h___ off our car!”

Here are 3 knee slappers

What is a witch’s favorite class? Spelling!

Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?

Because they have spirit.

What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?

A poultrygeist.