Do you enjoy tickling your kids or grand kids with silly jokes. These are a bit corny but kids love ‘em.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano and you can tuna fish.

What’s the best sandwich for the beach? Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Times Square

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?

They kept dropping their trunks.

What did the ocean say to the lifeguard? Nothing. It just waved.

Where do ghosts boat on vacation? Lake Eerie.

Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water!

Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?

They are hill-arious.

Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls? Because they are shellfish.

What should a toddler wear to go swimming? Pool-ups.

What did the kid say when his teacher said he missed summer school? No, sir. I didn’t miss it at all.

What do frogs eat in the summer? Hopsicles!

Why didn’t the sun go to college? He already had a million degrees.

What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool? A watermelon.

What has ears but can’t hear? A cornfield.

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It has a jarring experience.

What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.

What do you think of the new diner on the moon? The food was good but not much atmosphere.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? She wanted to go to high school.

What are dog magicians?

Labracadabradors.

Where would you find your elephant? The same place you lost her.

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts

How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.

Got a joke? Please email it to my editor at JerryBellune@yahoo.com